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Try to Answer the following two Questions



43 Responsesto ““Try to Answer the following two Questions”

  1. retarded says:

    this is retarded

    • max cage says:

      it is cuz first question tells you nothing about the women, her home life, her income, ages of the children, and o yea what time period this chicks living in. second tells you nothing of the candidates politics just only american voters would find useful to an election.

      i mean really if someone is sitting there now saying to themselves “well gee i guess i learned something about life today.” then your retarded. that shoulda been figured out a long time ago.

    • THISISA says:

      TROLL POST! DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!

  2. Mad says:

    The ark was fictional, and doesn’t count.

    • billyclub says:

      you guys are idiots. and they found the ark.

      • Super Retarded says:

        I’m confused. Ludwig van Beethoven was the eldest son of Maria Magdalena van Beethoven who is belived to have had 6 children in total. Only 3 of which made made it past infancy.

        Which Beethoven are you on about exactly? Some alternative dimension Beethoven who went on to invade Poland? Was he a vegitarian?

      • max cage says:

        they found it, in turkey, in the 60′s. now its a national park and named “national treasure” by the Turkish government. and what a year ago it started coming into our media outlets that they “found the ark!”

        thats just retarded. at best the turkish government fabricated the ark and its discovery. and why wouldnt they?

        also explain how wood and metal hinges survived 100′s of years in open elements? thats the thing im not attacking the side that says there was really an ark. im simply saying its retarded to believe they actually found it. and it survived until they found it.

    • Katie says:

      exactly. The ark never existed, your argument is null

  3. Jasalyn says:

    The Ark has not yet been confirmed located we have yet to find any ships that date back to the time the ark would have been built. Secondly these facts are interesting becasue these are famous people in history good and bad – - for example can you imagine what musical arts would be like without beethoven

  4. wtf says:

    who wrote this garbage? What is the point? Abortions should always be choice… just because one child turned into an important historical figure doesn’t mean we should get rid of the choice all together. And the way you worded the three candidates is just stupid. You listed only negatives with the first two and only positives with the third… at least included both the good and the bad… and the ark is from a story and has not been located. And the engineers didn’t screw up when they designed the Titanic… the captain wasn’t doing HIS job. If you going to make that comparison, you should use the Titanic captain and “God.”

    • My dad is a Titanic junkie says:

      Actually the engineers did screw up when building the Titanic because in order to save money they used Iron-ore rivets to hold the steel together instead of steel itself. As any builder could tell you, you can’t use material to secure the structure, that is weaker than the main material. This caused major weaknesses when the Titanic hit the iceberg thus it sank
      Another reason the captain wasn’t able to “do his job” was because the message regarding the iceberg was delayed because the telegraph operators were more interested to deliver messages to the first class passengers because that is where they made their money, from tips.
      The silver lining on the Titanic tragedy is that their were no binoculars in the outlook basket for the men to see the iceberg ahead of time.

      Although you’re right a good captain wouldn’t have allowed any of this to happen on his ship and the rivets wouldn’t have mattered if he was managing his crew accordingly….what a jerk.

  5. Sid says:

    I said no to the top one and I picked Candidate #1! Kewl. I didn’t cheat either! I didn’t kill Beethoven and I didn’t pick Hitler!

  6. Camille says:

    am i the only one that found this interesting? you guys are the retards for not appreciating it and also, Beethoven’s mother was not refused the option to have an abortion the question asked if you would recommend that she did. And as for the candidates, they listed each of their daily routines and some were negative some were positive. Also, it doesnt matter weather or not the ark was existent or not- they were just making a point.

    • Jennifer says:

      I totally agree with you, Camille. I don’t know why all these people commenting are being so negative -_- I really liked it.

      If you don’t like it, GET OFF THE PAGE.

  7. ryan says:

    What if we said “not enough information to decide” on all of them? And the titanic didn’t sink because of the engineers who designed, it was the captain…

    • ryan says:

      Also, it really does matter if the arc was real or not. It is being used as a direct comparison. What if I say that the abortion would have been a good option because we don’t need any more pirates raping our corn crops? It doesn’t matter if it’s true (or makes sense), it’s just a comparison, right?

  8. weedle says:

    Meh, I still would’ve aborted it. The chances that a given fetus becomes a new Beethoven are very, very slim. It’s just as likely you end up with another Hitler, and far more likely that you end up with a drop-out who accomplishes nothing.
    Also, it’s probably just me, but I would have mentioned that Candidate C hated Jews. That seems kinda important to me.
    There was no Ark. The very concept is ridiculous.

  9. ELBSeattle says:

    This is one of the many examples that proves the adage that the internet makes us stupider.

  10. CJ says:

    Hitler wasn’t actually a vegetarian.
    “Various biographers including those whom knew the dictator intimately, record his passion for Bavarian sausages, game pie and (according to his chef) stuffed pigeon.
    He was, however, plagued by chronic flatuence, for which his doctors regularly recommended a vegetarian diet.”

  11. KMitch says:

    The Beethoven part is also not legit in several ways, look it up.

  12. z1 says:

    Ludvig was 2nd child, so she would be aborting his youngest brother. And you do not choose your president on his diet or health habits, the truth is if you were living in that time in Germany you would probably vote for Hitler because you thought he is a great leader.

  13. herpderp says:

    Yep, that ark sure was an awesome boat. You know, what with carrying two of EVERY species on the planet (including the ones we still haven’t discovered yet) Not only was Noah within walking distance of all these creatures but he even found time to travel to Australia and drop off all the marsupials there. Then he went to Madagascar and put the Lemurs there.

    Oh wait, it doesn’t mention that in the Bible does it? Because it’s a load of bullshit. Just like this picture.

  14. Natalia says:

    hmmm, it is cool

  15. athensguy says:

    Meh:

    Beethoven was his mother’s second child, and the first to survive past infancy.

    I said Yes to Number 1, and the circumstances in no way are indicative of the child being Beethoven.

    I picked Winston Churchill. Regardless, your facts on Hitler are wrong.

    Fictional amateurs can build a better boat than real people: whoop-de-do.

  16. araby says:

    Hitler was NOT a vegetarian. Fact.

    • Fabes says:

      ACTUALLY YES! His favorite niece commit suicide, he vowed to never eat meat again because it resembled human flesh, Hitler did have a heart.

  17. admin says:

    Go on with your comments guys… we are loving it :)

  18. Typical Reply says:

    I answered Yes to question 1, and I chose candidate C to question 2. Because I chose the wrong people I felt the need to complain of how terrible this questionnaire is since it forced me to choose the wrong answers. Also, my opinion matters on the internet, so I’ll try to start an abortion argument too.
    It will never occur to me that if I had just kept my answers inside my head and moved on then the world would have been none the wiser.

  19. Michael DeRousselle says:

    The Titanic was a real ship. The Arc is make believe.

  20. Bojo says:

    I saved Beethoven but picked Hitler. However, Hitler wasn’t crazy because we was never smoked or had an occasional beer, he was crazy for many other reasons. Also he did bring the German economy back from a terrible depression. But like someone above me said mentioning that he hated the Jews seemed like a pretty important policy to mention. Which if any normal person picks a president they would look at policy. It is a good lesson to not pick candidates on their creds, and on their policies though. I’m deeming this a waste of time though.

  21. Jimbo says:

    Hitler was NOT a vegetarian. And the Beethoven one is incorrect in several ways. You need to get your facts right…

  22. anon says:

    I find it hilarious that so many people are complaining about Hitler not being a vegetarian when they should be complaining about the fact that NONE of the listed “facts” about the three candidates have ANY relevance to their potential to be good or great leaders.

  23. Jacob says:

    you forgot about a swaying point for candidate c. How About: Killed 6 million Jews out of pure hatered?

  24. jarred says:

    wtf really Hitler was known to have daily scheduled meth shots. this has to be the dumbest thing ever

  25. Onbacord says:

    I am a male, this is my opinion.

    Q1: I decided to let her have it because what is one more mouth to feed at that point. Also, she appears capable of handling so many special needs children.
    PS: I don’t know if mothers can pass along syphilis to their children.

    Q2: I picked candidate #2 (Winston Churchill). Because he wasn’t a pussy like #3 and wasn’t nearly as drunk as #1. His being kicked out of office twice and still running showed that he had charisma as well as principals. The opium thing I can look past because it was a past ordeal and would not apply to the now.

    As for the fallacy is the descriptions:

    – The Ark was built by AMATEURS (God and his mortal buddy). Nice job insulting your own deity.

    – I don’t think Hitler was a war hero until the war he started.

    – Hitler can’t commit adultery because he was never married (Unless Eva Braun counts, but that was for 40~ hours).

    - As stated earlier by everyone. Everything here is written with a bias and proves that democracy will never work unless the people are properly informed.

    Correct me if I’m wrong.

  26. John says:

    Adolf Hitler is spelt with an F.

  27. Sarah says:

    Hitler did commit adultery. Learn the definitions of words before you try to use them.

  28. Trollfail says:

    What do you mean the ark wasn’t real? i clearly remember reading that they found it on mars

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